Saturday, January 11, 2025

Agatha All Along, Deadpool/Wolverine, Acolyte

I’ve got a massive backlog of movies/shows that I’ve been wanting to review.  Let’s see how much I remember of some of these.

Agatha All Along

I think this is the first MCU show that I haven’t watched as it came out on a week-to-week basis.  I had little interest in Agatha as a character, even with the wonderful Kathryn Hahn in the lead role.  (“Poncho!”)


I binged this with my wife while on vacation over three nights.  Thoughts:
What I liked:

  • Patti LuPone.  I know her as Broadway royalty, though I haven’t seen her in anything.  She’s wonderful here, and her spotlight episode is the best part of the show.  Her character arc is the most compelling, and it ends with a satisfying poignancy.

  • The Salem Seven.  At least with how creepily they were portrayed.  Horror-lite, which is the best way I like my horror.  (I’m a wimp.)  They were handled way too easily.  Negative satisfaction on that front.

  • I’m looking at the cast pics for the Salem Seven, and they’re all gorgeous model-types.  Why???  They were cloaked and masked in black the whole time.

  • The first performance of The Witches’ Road.  Haunting with lovely harmonies.  

  • Agatha’s relationship w/ her son.  Because I’m a parent and a sucker for these kinds of things now.

  • Sasheer Zamata.  “Isn’t that the person from SNL??”  Did not expect to see her in a dramatic role, but she acquitted herself nicely.

  • Aubrey Plaza.  She always plays Aubrey Plaza.  But in the right roles, that’s all that’s needed.  

  • Between Billy, Agatha, and Rio, this is the most LGBTQ representation I’ve ever seen in the MCU.  I hope they keep going in this direction.  

What I didn’t like

  • Not a fan of Joe Locke’s performance as Teen.  He annoyed me for most of the show, until his origin story in the penultimate episode.  He got a lot better after I understood his motivation.  Though I wish they spent more time w/ how traumatic it is to be a 13-year old trapped in the body of a 16-year old.  (And he started out as a 10-year old!  How is he making it through school?  He’s making out w/ a 16-year kid!  It’s Big all over again!)

  • The Wiccan costume did not translate well to the screen.  Looked like bad cosplay.

  • Hahn is generally wonderful, and the campiness is intentional.  But sometimes it was too much for me.

  • Debra Jo Rupp.  Will always love her for Friends, but she annoyed the crap out of me here.

  • I don’t buy the team up at the end.  It wrapped things up too easily.


I was never entertained, but I will never want to watch this again.  (Maybe the Lilia episode.)  I don’t need a second season, but I’d be happy enough to see Wiccan and his found-brother in a Young Avengers movie/show.


Worth watching: Yes

Would watch again: No

Would buy on DVD: No

Rating: Fine


Updated MCU TV rankings

  1. Hawkeye

  2. She-Hulk

  3. Wandavision

  4. Ms Marvel

  5. Falcon/Winter Soldier

  6. Loki

  7. Agatha All Along

  8. Echo

  9. Moon Knight

  10. Secret Invasion


Acolyte

Things I liked:

  • Manny Jacinto.  By far the best part of the show.  I want a show with him as the main character, going around the universe corrupting the good and kicking ass.

  • The lightsaber battles were super tight.

  • Wookie jedi!

  • Carrie-Anne Moss as a Jedi.  She’s so badass, I wanted more of her in action.

  • Ahmed Best.  So good to see him back in the Star Wars universe.  Hopefully it was a better experience this time around.  I don’t blame him at all for Jar-Jar.

Things I didn’t like:

  • Lee Jung-jae.  I haven’t seen Squid Game, so this is my first exposure to him.  I found him to be wooden and didn’t sympathize with him at all.  Didn’t buy him as a Jedi master.

  • The twin protagonists.  Didn’t care about either of them at all.  

  • The story wasn’t interesting enough to warrant the Rashomon format.  This wasn’t worth watching once, let along multiple times.

  • So much of this series was filler.  It could have been cut down to half its length and still served its purpose.


I’m not sorry this was cancelled, but I am sad we may never see Jacinto wield a lightsaber again.


Worth watching: Yes (barely)

Would watch again: No (except for the fight scene on Youtube)

Would buy on DVD: No

Rating: Didn’t suck


Deadpool & Wolverine

Things I liked (this is off the top of my head 6 months after seeing it)

  • Hugh Jackman.  He will always be great in this role, selling the humor, the action, and the pathos.  The guy can do it all.

  • All of the Wolverine variants.  Loved.

  • Ryan Reynolds.  As perfect for Deadpool as Jackman is for Wolverine.  Period.

  • All the cameos.  X-23, Blade, Gambit, Elektra, Torch, Yukio! - every single one of them elicited a joyful clap of the hands.

  • Emma Corrin.  One of the best MCU villains I’ve seen, she was genuinely scary.  (Those fingers in the brain!)  Corrin oozed charisma, and I would love for her to be the overarching big bad in the upcoming X-Men movies.  (Would never happen, though)

  • The humor was what I expected, and I laughed through most of this.

  • Perfect post-credits tag.

Things I didn’t like

  • This movie ruined “Like a Prayer” for me.  I love that song, and I can’t hear it w/out thinking of this film anymore. 

  • The movie runs out of steam.  I was ready to tap out by the time the Deadpool army showed up.


This needs a rewatch, but I still have pleasant memories of this film.  


Worth watching: Yes

Would watch again: Yes

Would buy on DVD: No

Rating: Pretty good


Updated MCU rankings

  1. Avengers: Endgame

  2. Captain America: Civil War

  3. Captain America: Winter Soldier

  4. Spider-Man: No Way Home

  5. Avengers: Infinity War

  6. Shang-Chi

  7. Avengers: Age of Ultron

  8. Ant-Man/Wasp

  9. Avengers

  10. Spider-Man: Homecoming

  11. Captain America

  12. Dr Strange 2

  13. Thor: Love and Thunder

  14. Spider-Man: Far From Home

  15. Iron Man 2

  16. Black Widow

  17. Black Panther

  18. Iron Man

  19. Ant-Man

  20. Dr Strange

  21. Deadpool & Wolverine

  22. Iron Man 3

  23. Thor 3

  24. Captain Marvel

  25. Thor

  26. Thor 2

  27. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

  28. Guardians of the Galaxy

  29. Guardians of the Galaxy 2

  30. Guardians of the Galaxy 3

  31. Hulk

  32. Eternals

  33. Ant-Man/Wasp: Quantumania

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